Monkeys

Here at Jackson River, we have a tradition wherein we ask all new hires — or anyone, really — which they think is funnier:

• a monkey dressed as a pirate wearing an eyepatch, earring, and sporting a parrot on the shoulder
• a monkey dressed as an aviator wearing a scarf, leather helmet, goggles and a bomber jacket

So, what do you think?

no monkeys were harmed in the asking of this question